Formats and Editions
1. Gym, The
2. Sea World / Santa At The Mall / Demi Moore
3. Rental Car Insurance / Richie Valens' Plane / Airline Security /
4. My Daughter
5. Sperm Bank
6. America Online
7. Porno Awards / Hollywood Bullshit
8. Sex and Your Heart Attack!
9. Prison Love / I Wanna F*** You / Jack Shack
10. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car - (censored)
11. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car - (uncensored)
12. I'm So Good in Bed
1. Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit (Spoken Word) (Album Version) (Spoken Word Album Version)
3. Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack (Music/Spoken Word) (Album Version) (Music/Spoken Word Album Version)
4. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Censored) (Music) (Album Version) (Censored Music Album Version)
5. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Uncensored)(Music) (Album Version) (Uncensored Music Album Version)
6. I'm So Good In Bed (Music) (Album Version) (Music Album Version)
More Info:
Robert Schimmel returns with his 2nd Warner Bros. Album of fearless, no-hold's-barred comedy. If You Buy This CD/Cassette, I Can Get This Car features Schimmel's edgy, uncensored and deeply funny insights into sex, plane crashes, sex, Demi Moore, sex, sperm banks, America Online and sex. In addition to the stand-up portion of the recording, the project also includes the musical title track (which appears in 2 versions). Parental advisory logo.