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Formats and Editions
1. Intro: I Still Say Regret Instruction Manual Issue 2 Was My Best Album And I Wish It Wasn't So Overlooked.
2. And If I Had No Real Job And No Mortgage Payment, Maybe I Could Also Sit Around Making Music All Day And Have A Release Every Ot
3. I've Really Lost It Because This Sh*t Is Starting To Sound Like A Washed-up, Half-*ssed Fatboy Slim Ripoff With A Twelve Year Ol
4. An Open Letter To The Underground, Those Who Review It And Those Who Use It As A Symbol Of Their Individuality.
5. I Will Make Up For A Lifetime Of F*cking Chicks Poorly By Having The Most Diverse CD Collection In The World.
6. Pointing Out Your Elitist Superiority Complex Through Your Track Titles.
7. To Clarify, The Only Thing I Gained From This Relationship Was 15 Lbs.
8. Legacy Of Strech Marks, The.
9. First Chance I Get I Am Licensing This Track To A Car Commercial Or Video Game, So F*ck You And Your No Sell Out Anti-Establishm
10. Making Songs About Drinking Is Something Very Original And I Think It Will Expand My Musical Horizons Since I Have Never Made On
11. A Funny Sample And A Bad Guitar Loop Do Not A Song Make.
12. Dear ______, Thank You For Attempting To Never Talk To Me Again.
13. Someday You Are Going To Have A Party, And I Will Make A Point To Come Poop All Over It So You Can Know How It Feels.
14. Please Don't Stand Behind Me And Make Those Stupid Noises With Your Mouth That You Seem To Think Indicate To Me That You Are Thi
15. Soundtrack For Nonexistent/Imaginary Midwest Underground Hardcore Electronic Scene.
16. Outro: Close Enough Only Counts In Horseshoes And My Music, And Could I Get Anymore Self Rightious?
